I’ve decided she’s shallow. My (ex)girlfriend, that is. She’s shallow. So maybe I should dump the coffee creamer on her head. No, I still wouldn’t do it, shallow or not.
Notice, by the way, that I can’t yet bring myself to say (ex)girlfriend without parenthesis. I don’t know why. Maybe that will be the sign that I’m over her, when I can do that.
I’m going to repeat: I’m down on my luck.
Imagine, getting dumped, not being stalked, and wasting my money on bad coffee creamer — all in one week!
And I’m unemployed. I can’t afford to be wasting my money on coffee creamer that doesn’t work out.
I’m dumping my coffee creamer, that’s what I’m going to do. Take that. Now I’m the dumper. Yes sir.
Maybe I should dump the coffee creamer on my (ex)girlfriend. How’s that for irony?
No, I wouldn’t do that. I just think it would be sweet revenge if I did.
I’ve decided she’s shallow. My (ex)girlfriend, that is. She’s shallow. So maybe I should dump the coffee creamer on her head. No, I still wouldn’t do it, shallow or not.
Notice, by the way, that I can’t yet bring myself to say (ex)girlfriend without parenthesis. I don’t know why. Maybe that will be the sign that I’m over her, when I can do that.