Well then …
I’m as captivating and good looking as Kirsten Dunst, in my own way.
Don’t get me wrong. I know stalkers can go overboard and do crazy things. And even friends of mine have been victims of decidedly uncool stalking incidents.
But still, one could hope.
I suppose it’s a catch-22 with the stalking: it’s scary when it happens but when it doesn’t and you could really use an ego boost, you kind of hope for something like that. By “you,” I really mean the royal “you,” as in “me.”