Not Stalked.

December 2, 2008

Well then … reports that Kirsten Dunst has a stalker.

So unfair.

I’ve never had a stalker. Nobody’s every cared enough to stalk me.

I’m as captivating and good looking as Kirsten Dunst, in my own way.

Don’t get me wrong. I know stalkers can go overboard and do crazy things. And even friends of mine have been victims of decidedly uncool stalking incidents.

But still, one could hope.

I suppose it’s a catch-22 with the stalking: it’s scary when it happens but when it doesn’t and you could really use an ego boost, you kind of hope for something like that. By “you,” I really mean the royal “you,” as in “me.”

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2 Responses to “ Not Stalked. ”

  1. MrOink on December 2, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    As you all can see, I’m down on my luck. I was dumped and not stalked, all in the same week.

    I’m even commenting on my own postings — which isn’t so rare for me — but now it seems more pathetic than ever. Still, it’s an ego boost to see the little box marked “1 Comment.”

  2. MrOink on December 2, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Look, 2 comments. Hmm.

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