Not Stalked.
Well then …
Hollywoodlife.net reports that Kirsten Dunst has a stalker.
So unfair.
I’ve never had a stalker. Nobody’s every cared enough to stalk me.
I’m as captivating and good looking as Kirsten Dunst, in my own way.
Don’t get me wrong. I know stalkers can go overboard and do crazy things. And even friends of mine have been victims of decidedly uncool stalking incidents.
But still, one could hope.
I suppose it’s a catch-22 with the stalking: it’s scary when it happens but when it doesn’t and you could really use an ego boost, you kind of hope for something like that. By “you,” I really mean the royal “you,” as in “me.”
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As you all can see, I’m down on my luck. I was dumped and not stalked, all in the same week.
I’m even commenting on my own postings — which isn’t so rare for me — but now it seems more pathetic than ever. Still, it’s an ego boost to see the little box marked “1 Comment.”
Look, 2 comments. Hmm.