No matter what you think about gay rights, here at nonpretentious we love Arnold.
Fine, maybe some of us think Arnold shines as a [Republican] politician whereas others of us prefer to view his shininess on the big screen in badass action flicks.
Whether your preferences are more in line with column a or b (or, if you find yourself dabbling a little bit in each column), you have to admit that Proposition 8 will create a constitutional conundrum in the state of California. I say you have to admit because, hell, a scholar of constitutional law in the Golden State says so. I listen to scholars. You should too.
Plus, hark back to ye’ olde school yard lessons: in rocks, paper, scissors, no one ever wants to have one round go to rocks (over scissors), one round go to paper (over rocks), and one round go to scissors (over paper). It’s simply too much.
*update: previous version called California the Sunshine State. The correct nickname for this state is the Golden State. Florida is the Sunshine State. Sorry. States that have Disney microcosms all look the same to me, your humble contributor.