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3 Anti-Green Politically Incorrect Reasons Why Gas Prices Are So Cheap

1. Hippie activists no longer need to campaign nor can no longer use the election as a façade for their unemployment.

2. Already-bankrupt public transportation couldn’t handle the increase in commuters.

3. No one wants more bikes sharing the road.

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