Archive for September, 2008

If you read my column often, you know how I feel about the theory of evolution. Bottom Line: the Lord did not set us on this earth a few thousand years ago so we could spit in his grill. The same is true for donuts (except Krispy Kreme). To say they evolved by the...
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Fuck you Craigslist! Always trying to get me to apply for jobs. Like you’re so great. I don’t need a goddamn job. Why you so pressuring me all the time Craigslist? You’re not so great. You think you’re the best in the world, but you’re not, Craigslist. I don’t need a job.
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abortion, abortion, a hanger in contortion! incest, rape-ee, gotta keep your baby! if you weren’t a stupid slut, you could have taken it up the butt! buy a crib. buy a bib. the army calls dibs. on your mistake of a kid. (as they jump rope) roe, roe, roe v. wade gently down the...
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Cover:  Afghan Whigs Original:  The Clash VOTE! – Cover v. Original works like this:  A contributor presents covers and originals in a post.  Readers debate over which is better in the comments.  Final verdict is given about one week later.
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i feel bad for the leftys out there. seriously. all the lecture halls at this school discriminate against leftys! (i really don’t know if that’s how it’s spelled because the red squiggly is telling me it’s wrong…….) anyway, are you a lefty? how did you deal with the unjust desks??!?!! i’m a righty.
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By now, everyone knows about McCain’s sweetheart daughter, Meghan. (…at least those of us who roam around the blogosphere…) As the media accurately reports, Meghan is a member of generation facebook, a not-so-secret admirer of Dr. Kissinger’s shoes, and a savvy politician in the making.  She used her Generation-Blackberry know-how, her degree from Columbia...
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Here is a situation I know everyone out there has faced at least once. On a rainy late summer evening the heavy muggy air started driving me wild.  It was a combination of boredom and randiness.  So I went to craislist.com and searched the casual encounters.  There it was–in beautiful blue html—BBM tired of...
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crinkly leaf season. cause what’s better than stepping on a perfectly dry leaf and having it crinkle under your foot? ahhh. i think that’s better than an orgasm. no, seriously. if i had to choose between reproducing and crinkly leaf season i’d probably go with the latter. wait? sorry. that might offend people…. OKAY...
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first edition of a new column. readers, you have one week to debate it out in the comments.  look for the post-author’s response next week. COVER VERSUS ORIGINAL
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Dear Sportsdoc, Last weekend, Charlie Weis, head coach of the Notre Dame football team, was injured on the sideline. I witnessed the injury live on television, it looked painful. He is reported to have torn both his MCL and ACL in his left leg. As these are common injuries in sports such as football...
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