living in a sorority house is fun. especially when you have a full-time chef who stocks the
fridge and cabinets with an endless supply of food that makes you think “shit, i’m definitely
not making bikini season this year.”
anyway, i was just hanging out in the kitchen, searching through the cabinets and what
do i find? gushers!!!! do you remember those things? i didn’t. and i’m younger than
everyone who posts on here, so you all don’t either. so don’t even lie and say that you do
because that would just piss me off.
anyway, next to the gushers were…FRUIT ROLL UPS! like, c’mon. blast from my 5th grade
past right there. i was a bringer. my mom never packed fruit roll ups because they were too sugary so i traded at the lunch table for them. anyways, what i’m trying to say is that
gushers and fruit roll ups are now the staple of my diet. AND, after my nutritional science
lecture on friday afternoon, i learned that that is NOT okay. so…..should i keep eating
the gushers and fruit roll ups OR should i listen to Professor Nutri Sci. Help me!!!!!!!
oh, also, i’m reading the iliad for school right now and i just don’t get it.
help me with that too.