To shave or not to shave?

August 20, 2008

once, i was lucky enough to chit-chat with an unnamed person in my life while she took a poo in my parents’ bathroom. we were talking, badmouthing a certain ex-boyfriend of mine, and suddenly she wiped. honestly…it looked like there was a fur coat living in her vagina. i questioned her about her grooming policy and she said something along the lines of: “ew! that is *so* gross! why would i ever shave down there.”

So, boys, to shave or not to shave? that is the question.

-tough lover

(just earning my salary)

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7 Responses to “ To shave or not to shave? ”

  1. revisingproust on August 20, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    do you earn a salary for peeking at an unnamed person’s hooha?

  2. Lonnie on August 21, 2008 at 12:03 am

    Four beavers and seven cunts ago, I realized that the issue was hygiene, not appearance. If your willing to stay clean, I’m willing to explore your pink taco.

    But if the National Park Service is ready to preserve your vagina’s ecosystem, than please give it a trim. You’ll feel better when there aren’t scragglies hanging out of your tankini bottom, anyways.

  3. revisingproust on August 21, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    ew. my own comment is grossing me out.

  4. Mr.Oink on August 21, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    Oy! I’m embarrassed already. Here’s the scoop, though. Get out’cha pencil and pad and start taken ‘em notes.

    Point 1: Los Penises Nessessitan El Maintainos As-Wellas

    Or rather, wax yer balls, trim yer weiner, do what ya gotta do. it’s no excuse to have a dick. The following rules apply to all.

    Point 2: Three Levels of Care: Hottest, Hot, & “It’s otay, but howd on a sec becauph my mouph is fuw o’ haiwr”

    (a) Hottest — trim with a shave about the perimeter.
    the bottom line is that if your partner is friendly enough to give you head, be friendly enough to spare them suffocation with a little trimidy trim.

    (b) Hot — little or none
    i’m not gonna lie — the brazilian has its place. it’s hot — for a while. but not forever. but far, far better is none than option number three…

    (c) Not — that’s right. a little maintenance goes a long way. looks cleaner, tastes cleaner, feels cleaner. and frankly — and this is the one and only thing that just applies to chicks — it’s easier to do precision work down there when you can see what you’re doing.

  5. RustedJesus on August 22, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Landing strip. Sometimes I need direction, especially in the dark.

  6. MrOink on August 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    The landing strip — or any landing-strip-like arrangement (e.g., the landing-strip-like triangle patch that perhaps could be called the helicopter pad) — is almost always a good bet. It might not be your partner’s top choice, but it’s always in the hunt. In short, the landing strip is a winner.

    That said, RustedJesus’ point on direction is well taken. To build on that, how about a parallel series of LED lights lining the edges of the fur? This would effectively lead your partner in, while at the same time leaving a minimal carbon footprint.

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