Archive for August, 2008

What is a Mr.Oink? I am. And what indeed. I’m only the newest product from NonPretentious. I am (and I took a personality test on Facebook to figure this out, so listen up) — I am Creative, Expressive, Logical, Objective, Curious, Compulsive, Spontaneous, Loyal, Ambitious. The personality test also said that I was organized....
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too suddenly, too soon, too much. R.I.P. Leroi Moore
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Please. Its not like I discriminiate on the basis of age, gender, or cognitive ability. If you have a chest, I want to shit all over it. No? You’re still not getting it! Let me break it down:
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I saw this story on Good Morning America yesterday morning, and I found it a bit controversial. Dog dies during routine traffic stop. Now here are my thoughts.
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for sake of my college GPA, i have to be mjs’ slave for nonpretentious and common vision. i don’t feel like writing a paragraph to introduce myself so I will just say that I am the best looking! I also *love* taking credit for everything mjs does!!!
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there is nothing like being 26 years old and going to the movies with your parents. on a Saturday night. when it’s still light out. this is especially true, if the movie features a scene with P. Cruz & Scar-Jo making out.
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There was a story in the news a few days ago about a man being violently stabbed and decapitated aboard a greyhound bus by a fellow passenger. A witness described the victim’s screams as being “like something between a dog howling and a baby crying”, (unecessarily) adding that “I don’t think it will leave...
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can’t. stop. listening. so catchy!! Bezo, i don’t care what you say…this is *much* better than Hannah Montana. Weezer: I Just Thew Out the Love of My Dreams *mwah*, bitches, enjoy!
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Last week, I went to work at a new location. (I was hired as a traveling position so sometimes I travel to different parts of the state for coverage). I had never been to this building before, and as I was leaving at the end of the day, it was suggested to me that...
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