Archive for August, 2008

Warning: Download the MP3 but chances are you’ll get sick of it before Columbus Day.
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oh, i didn’t? well, now i did. (go blue!)
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Wow — great speech there by Hillary Clinton at the Democratic National Convention. But let’s talk about what was really important: her orange suit.  What do ya’ll think? All orange. Orange suit, orange blouse, even amber jewelry. Somehow it looked good. Somehow she pulled it off. Maybe it was the blue backdrop.
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you haven’t received enough tough love in a couple of days so I decided that I would post. Unfortunately, the creative juices aren’t flowing so I am unable to entertain you with my inspiring words. Instead, I was just wondering …if you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one type...
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One of my personal favorite JMIT tips is probably the most obvious. Tip # 3: Always carry hand sanitizer with you. I mean, duh? Public rest rooms and door knobs pose serious threats to a JM’s (no longer IT) precious child. On the other hand, hand sanitizer just makes hygiene that much easier. Picture...
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tip #2: always carry a tampon
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hi, i’m a jmit. this is my new column. in case you don’t know what a jmit is, it’s a Jewish Mother In Training. You probably want to get that expression in your head if 1) you are a JMIT; 2) your girlfriend is a JMIT; 3) you like to date Jewish girls; or...
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if… you were a (sexually) experienced 13-year-old giving your inexperienced 13-year-old friend tips on how to kiss his/her first boy/girl, what would you say?
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With a single swift kick to God’s nuts, Florida just starting requiring teachers to lie (see this). Yes, our Lord Jesus Christ is sprawled on the floor groaning tonight as Florida has enacted a policy requiring teachers to teach evolution (hereinafter “big fucking lie”) to our children. I’ve had enough. I’m moving my family...
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