How to Earn Tough_Love’s Love
a little birdie once told me that my introduction wasn’t long enough.
here is a list of 15 things you must know about me in order for me to (tough) love you.
1. after i eat any type of asian cuisine, i must wash my hands before touching a computer, ipod, cell phone, remote control. no explanation needed.
2. i can’t drive on highways.
3. i’ll ask you to tickle my back. you’ll say “only if you tickle mine after.” i’ll say “yes.” you’ll tickle. i’ll leave.
4. i never get the flu or the common cold. instead i get shingles.
5. i love to one-up people. and by people, i really only mean one person. (you know who you are)
you don’t? okay, i’ll just say it – MELISSA.
well, i said 15 but i could only think of 5 right now. study this list and i think we will have a great friendship. oh, and also – please learn “i’m-sucking-my-thumb-right-now-and-don’t-want-to-take-it-out-of-my-mouth” grunts. that’s mostly how i communicate with others.
-me
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#1: can someone say O.C.D.?
#2: does that mean you can drive on non-highways? if so, i’d like to respectfully disagree.
#6: tough_love has a soft spot for jack & kate plus eight but only because they’re from pennsylvania (and she happens to know the capital of that lovely commonwealth Cf. New York, for example).
Finally! This is just what I was lkioong for.