How to Earn Tough_Love’s Love

August 21, 2008

a little birdie once told me that my introduction wasn’t long enough.

here is a list of 15 things you must know about me in order for me to (tough) love you.

1. after i eat any type of asian cuisine, i must wash my hands before touching a computer, ipod, cell phone, remote control. no explanation needed.

2. i can’t drive on highways.

3. i’ll ask you to tickle my back. you’ll say “only if you tickle mine after.” i’ll say “yes.” you’ll tickle. i’ll leave.

4. i never get the flu or the common cold. instead i get shingles.

5. i love to one-up people. and by people, i really only mean one person. (you know who you are)

you don’t? okay, i’ll just say it – MELISSA.

well, i said 15 but i could only think of 5 right now. study this list and i think we will have a great friendship. oh, and also – please learn “i’m-sucking-my-thumb-right-now-and-don’t-want-to-take-it-out-of-my-mouth” grunts. that’s mostly how i communicate with others.


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2 Responses to “ How to Earn Tough_Love’s Love ”

  1. revisingproust on August 21, 2008 at 10:23 am

    #1: can someone say O.C.D.?

    #2: does that mean you can drive on non-highways? if so, i’d like to respectfully disagree.

    #6: tough_love has a soft spot for jack & kate plus eight but only because they’re from pennsylvania (and she happens to know the capital of that lovely commonwealth Cf. New York, for example).

  2. Betsey on July 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Finally! This is just what I was lkioong for.

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