Evolution, Shmevolution.

August 24, 2008

With a single swift kick to God’s nuts, Florida just starting requiring teachers to lie (see this). Yes, our Lord Jesus Christ is sprawled on the floor groaning tonight as Florida has enacted a policy requiring teachers to teach evolution (hereinafter “big fucking lie”) to our children.

I’ve had enough. I’m moving my family to Ave Maria, where the biologists and the gays and the abortionists can’t shit on my faith. And I’ll have all the kids I can because the wife can’t get a hold of the contraceptives; no condom’s going to shit on my marriage. No sir.

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