Archive for August 25th, 2008

I am a god. I mean, even more of a god than Jesus, rusted or otherwise. I have control over young supple minds and the power is intoxicating. Question #2: Let us assume a fully-grown, completely healthy Clydesdale horse has his hooves shackled to the ground while his head is held in place with...
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I’m about to start a 23-post rampage. They each will consist of one question from Chuck Klosterman’s deadly book Sex, Drugs and Coco Puffs. These questions are intended to be asked of someone you are wondering if you could love. Since I’m asking them of myself, I’m effectually asking if you’ll love me for...
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hi, i’m a jmit. this is my new column. in case you don’t know what a jmit is, it’s a Jewish Mother In Training. You probably want to get that expression in your head if 1) you are a JMIT; 2) your girlfriend is a JMIT; 3) you like to date Jewish girls; or...
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