Obama/Biden
Barack was just a-Biden his time. But when chosen, Joe offered no Obamapology.
You heard it here 423rd, Obama picks Biden for VP. I’m crying inside outside. What the fuck is with all these old people.
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Khaled: I wanna have his baby.
At the risk of overkill with Khaled … But just listen once! Once! You’ll never stop.
I present Didi.
I almost posted this clip. I can’t keep it together if I watch it, so you go ahead.
And if you needed any more proof that he may be God, check out this.
So, I have no life. I’m listening to Khaled alone on Friday night and drinking. Fuck you! Don’t judge me! You bitch, don’t you judge me! Just listen to Khaled. Just feel the music. Just feel it.
Possessed
It's not the Devil I'm afraid of in this picture, it's the mustache man.
Two things.
1) FYI: When referring to me in the possessive form, I’d prefer you ad the extra “s” after the apostrophe. For example, I don’t know what your talking about, RustedJesus’s eyebrows aren’t that pointy. I mean they’re a little bit pointy, but not Mr. Spock pointy. I know this is just a matter of preference and there is no hard fast rule. But think of it this way. I don’t want to be confused with that other Jesus guy who is everywhere at all times, thus it’s okay for his name have the plural possessive. I’m not him. I’m here, in one place, there’s only one me. I don’t have the motivation to be multiple places (or as I like to say, multiplaces) at once.
2) That band pictured above is my new favorite band. Here, listen to them.
Ha. A death metal band naming a song “Death Metal.” It’s so (un)meta. It’s like Metallica writing a song called “Lars, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes.”
Play this song while masturbating, things you couldn’t even imagine will happen. It’s a religious experience, trust me, I’d know. WWRJD.
