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To shave or not to shave?

once, i was lucky enough to chit-chat with an unnamed person in my life while she took a poo in my parents’ bathroom. we were talking, badmouthing a certain ex-boyfriend of mine, and suddenly she wiped. honestly…it looked like there was a fur coat living in her vagina. Continue reading…

a series of letters to inspiring writers: #2

dear the snark:

hi, how are you doing today? i know you only have six (6) minutes to read this letter so i will try to be short.

your column cracks me up. though i am not a cog myself in the BigLaw machine, i am in the business of “trading cogs.” in short, when i decided that i’d heard my share of lawyer jokes, i thought i’d transition to an even easier profession to make fun of…
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Letters to Inspiring Writers: Thanks for Making This a Softer World

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a fan’s plea

hi joey & emily:

i’ve been a linker to your site for a long, long while. i’d call myself a reader of your site but i can’t promise that i read it everyday. just sometimes. but over a number of years. like, if you keep track of your site visitors or pages that link to you – i used to publish at http://lawprocrastination.blogspot.com. that’s when i was in law school. now, i procrastinate in all aspects of my life. i’m not matriculated in anything though sometimes i wish i was. then i’d get to wear hoodies everyday. Continue reading…